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No Cookies. On Purpose.

We respect you. We don't track you.

What We'll Never Do

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No Tracking Cookies

We don't follow you around the internet like a creepy ex.

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No Analytics Cookies

We don't analyze your behavior. That's what therapists are for.

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No Advertising Cookies

ZERO ads means ZERO ad tracking. This is how it should be.

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No Third-Party Cookies

We don't share your data with anyone. Ever.

The only cookies you'll find here are here:

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These cookies are deliciously harmless.
We recommend visiting your local bakery for the edible kind.

For the technically curious

What is this website? A static marketing site built with Astro that generates pure HTML. No server-side tracking, no session management, no user accounts.

Any technical cookies? Firebase Hosting might set some basic technical cookies for content delivery, but these don't track or profile you.

When you download our app: The app itself is where the magic happens, but even there we stick to our no-tracking philosophy.

Legal Stuff (We're Clean)

GDPR Compliance: Under European law, we're required to tell you about cookies we use. The good news? We don't use any tracking cookies, so there's nothing to worry about.

Your Rights: You have the right to access, modify, or delete any personal data we collect. Since we don't collect any personal data on this website, you're already in control.

Contact: If you have questions about our (lack of) cookies, our privacy practices, or just want to chat about actual cookies, you can reach us through the app.

Last updated: January 4, 2026

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